Dirty Wall Diaries

it’s a grime scene in here

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Oh, you didnt know walls needed to be cleaned?

Ever felt like your walls are silently judging you? They've seen every questionable life choice and every midnight snack gone wrong. Yes, your walls have seen things - things they cannot unsee. Let's dive into arsenal for tackling the grime scene.

Grim’s Tips: Walls to die for

Magic Erasers: Yah, it’s going to take some magic to fix what you did to the living room wall. Whatever it costs, it’s worth it.

Microfiber Cloths: Because nothing says "I've got my life together" like dust-free walls. Bonus: they don’t leave behind any annoying L-I-N-T.

Mild Dish Soap Solution: A gentle solution for the gentle soul you pretend to be. (Wild dish soap still sold out. Sorry folks).

Vinegar and Water Solution: Brew this potion for a chemical-free cleanse that'll exorcise most mild stains.If it doesn’t work, burn the house down and RUN.

Extendable Duster: Because Spider-Man isn’t coming to deal with those cobwebs in the corner.

ALWAYS USE Paint-Safe Cleaners: Do a little homework to avoid turning "touch-up" into "repaint the entire wall." Your Saturday thanks you in advance. If you started cleaning BEFORE you read this part….

…Touch-Up Paint Pen: For when "it'll just wipe off" turns into "oh no. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”.

Soft Sponges: Scrub gently, for walls have feelings too... or at least paint that does.

Angled Broom and Dustpan: Get in those nooks and crannies where dust bunnies hold their secret meetings.

Regular Maintenance Schedule:

The most thrilling part…schedule your wall-cleaning like you do your existential crises: regularly, but with room for surprises.

-Grim